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Re: Coiling humor
Original poster: Chris Roberts <quezacotl_14000000000000-at-yahoo-dot-com>
Here's a few extras that you may want to use...
If you're at a intersection, and your buddy notices the ferriari across the
street, but you notice the 50kva pole pig over it...
If the combined power of all your microwave oven parts is enough to
flash-cook a cow in 15 seconds...
If you have more than once heard the guys at the hardware store say "Well,
I've never heard of this being used that way before"...
If your family is constantly afraid of touching anything metal for fear of
something being grounded to it...
If you've gotten so used to being shocked that you can be hit by lightning
and "shrug it off"...
If you've ever salvaged the power cord from a broken appliance...
If you can name 50 relatively normal people, what kind of coil they use,
what length spark they get, etc, but can't name 5 modern sports players to
save your life...
If you can even remotely relate any of the above to a personal experience...
-Chris