Re: Coiling humor

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Original poster: Shad Henderson <sundog-at-timeship-dot-net> 


When the lights in your house dim for a moment, and your spouse opens
the door to the garage to see if you're still standing...

When you follow a [insert local utility company here] truck for more
than a block staring at the pole pig in the back and wondering if it'll
fall out when they turn the next corner...

You remember what day Trash Days are not because you have to take out
the trash, but because you cruise around looking for discarded Microwave
ovens...

You put on safety goggles before test-firing a SSTC, because last time
that chunk of plastic came too close to your remaining eye...

You've put in more than 1 extra breaker just to run your electronic
goodies...

You can remember the voltage and current of every NST you've owned, but
can't remember your spouse's birthday...

Going to a Teslathon involves packing more than 1 coil...

You buy mineral oil at the feed store by the gallon, but don't own a
farm...

You know the smell of burned semiconductors and wire insulation better
than your spouse's perfume...

You've had visions of hooking your Pole Pig up to your Electric Fence to
keep the neighborhood kids from cutting across your yard...