[Prev][Next][Index][Thread]

The Coilers' Carol 1.1 NOW! with Nathan's version of Jingle Bells!




I have to admit, I was inspired by Ben Diprose's Coiler's Carol.  It's a bit 
after Christmas, but here it goes anyway..

to the tune of Jingle Bells

TESLA HELL

Several nights ago
I'd thought I'd demonstrate
The power of my coil
Though it was very late
And so I turned it on
And drew some big long arcs
Unfortunately I found out...
THE SAFETY WOULDN'T SPARK!!

Oh, Tesla Hell, Tesla Hell!
Now it's very dark
Oh what fun it used to be to draw those big long arcs,
Oh! Tesla Hell, Tesla Hell
At least I'm not too maimed
Wonder if my IBM will ever be the same!

Now you all should learn
This story I have told...
I'm sure that many others
relate this tale of old!
My caps are now long gone
To them I make a toast.
The moral of this story is
To KEEP THOSE SAFETYs CLOSE!

Oh, Tesla Hell, Tesla Hell
Now it's very dark
Oh what fun it used to be to draw those big long arcs,
Oh! Tesla Hell, Tesla Hell!
At least i'm not too maimed
I wonder if my IBM will ever be the same!

Happy holidays!

Copyright 1999 Nathan Ball

>THE COILERS' CAROL
>
>
>
>On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: A silver coloured
>toroid
>
>On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 2 NSTs and a silver
>coloured toroid
>
>On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 3 rolled caps, 2 
>NSTs
>and a silver coloured toroid
>
>On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a whole bunch of
>wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a silver coloured toroid
>
>On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 5 SPARK GAPS, a 
>whole
>bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a silver coloured toroid
>
>On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 6 RF chokes, 5 SPARK
>GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a silver coloured
>toroid
>
>On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: copper tubing, 6 
>RF
>chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a
>silver coloured toroid
>
>On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 8 safety gaps, 
>copper
>tubing, 6 RF chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2
>NSTs and a silver coloured toroid.
>
>On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: PVC piping, 8 safety
>gaps, copper tubing, 6 RF chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3
>rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a silver coloured toroid.
>
>On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: primary supports, 
>PVC
>piping, 8 safety gaps, copper tubing, 6 RF chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole
>bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a silver coloured toroid.
>
>
>On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Instruction
>manuals, primary supports, PVC piping, 8 safety gaps, copper tubing, 6 RF
>chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2 NSTs and a
>silver coloured toroid
>
>On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Life insurance,
>instruction manuals, primary supports, PVC piping, 8 safety gaps, copper
>tubing, 6 RF chokes, 5 SPARK GAPS, a whole bunch of wire, 3 rolled caps, 2
>NSTs and a silver coloured toroid
>
>Copyright Ben Diprose 1999
>
>

______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail-dot-com